Subtle

One of my friends got a package from a girl. In the package was a burned CD, chapstick, and gum. The CD had song titles that were along the lines of "I want to spend eternity with you" and "I need you" etc etc. Subtle right? In the middle if his story, someone knocked on the door and interrupted him. After they had left, he said, "What were we talking about? Oh ya, my awkward package."