I recently got surgery on my nose (deviated septum + two extra sinuses... ouch) and so I have a nice, white bandage stretched across my face.
Today in church a bunch of us who were home from college were ditching Sunday School to catch up (not condoning, just reporting) and a member of the Bishopric came up and asked us why weren't in Sunday School. One of my friends turned to him and said, "We are in Sunday School. This is our class." The Bishopric member asked, "and where is your teacher?" another girl replied, "You can be our teacher." The Bishopric member looked at me and said, "Ok, let me tell you about the horrors of cocaine. And what it can do to your nose."
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and I am awesome instead. True story.
My name is Maryn Smith (Muh-rin
Sm-ih-th). However, Maryn is not one of those names that can be shortened easily. Unless you take out all the vowels, which sounds a lot like 'Mern'. So my friends always called me Mern. Much later, I was talking to someone who was trying to find me on what was probably a very important list and she asked me what my name was and I said Maryn. And she looked at her list of highly influential and attractive people and eventually asked, "Smith?" I said yes and carried on to my very important business. As we walked off, my friend Caitlan said, "You totally should have said, 'No actually it's pronounced Smeet-er... the 'h' is silent.'"
And that is how I became
And that is how I became
Mern Smeether.
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Ouch. Miss Bishop Porter yet?
ReplyDeleteOoopz! :-D what a coincidence! Or did he mean it really? Does cocaine do anything to our nose?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I have got that thing DNS, Deviated Nasal Septum. Just recovered from a huge sinusitis in november, that lasted abt 3 weeks. And I have this allergic rhinitis problem too.. :-/
by the way, did u see my latest post, it's a story I wrote for a contest. I put it up there b4 the results came. I wouldn't want to share it if there was no prize. Last year I got the prize at two levels. But this time, I really didn't wanna write.
Are you there on Facebook- pls add me, my link is in my blog, under "my linkzzz.."
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ReplyDelete...and judging from the nature of your posts I sure can say you talk a lot :D
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