A friend came to me with a problem. My problem solving skills aren't as good as his.
Me: No don't worry about it. Unless all the girls you know fall in love with you. Then you have a lot more than that to worry about.
Friend: Yeah, it's not high on my list of things to worry about
Me: Don't sell yourself so short, you ladies man you.
Friend: It comes in on the list right after, "what do i do if i come home and there's a zebra in my room?"
This is a valid concern
There is a finite probability of this occurring.
Me: So what are you going to do if there is a zebra in your room?
Friend: Gently close the door and walk away.
Which will be what i do if lots of girls fall in love with me
It happens to be the solution to many of my problems.
11.15.2010
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You have crazy friends. This guy sounds like he needs to chill out.
ReplyDeleteHmm... If I came home to see a zebra in my room I'd check to make sure the elephant is alright with it. LOL. Your friends sound like mine... the type of friends that do and say things that sometimes you have to say to yourself "I'd never believe it if I werern't here to experience it".
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You have got a great blog here, 'Mern..' :) making me gigggggle! Funny conversations and events happen in everyone's life, but not everyone has that skill to narrate it make others laugh. You have got that knack, friend.. :) I am going to bookmark this blog to read when I want a grin badly. :)) Keep posting more.. :)Following you!
ReplyDeleteBy the way I am from India, a medical student and aspiring writer. You can see me at http://sanarosewrites.blogspot.com/