An e-mail I wrote once.

4/26/2010

Dear Gina,
You just texted me. And I thought, Gina is so great. Then I thought, I should tell her that. Then I thought, that might make for a weird text. But then I thought, ooo I like emails, I should send her an email. So then I logged on to see if you were online (because I thought that would be a little weird to send you an email telling you that you are great while you are online). And then I saw that you weren't online. So then I started a new email. And then I typed "Dear Gina,
You just texted me. And I thought, Gina is so great. Then I thought, I should tell her that. Then I thought, that might make for a weird text. But then I thought, ooo I like emails, I should send her in an email. So then I logged on to see if you were online (because I thought that would be a little weird to send you an email telling you that you are great while you are online). And then I saw that you weren't online. So then I started a new email. And then I typed" and now I am going to finish my paper.

Have a great day! See you tonight!

Loves hugs and other cutesy nonsense,

Maryn

Don't Let Them Pick Up That Pile

I have a new found love for card games, namely Nertz, Canasta and Hearts. The other day we were playing an intense game of Canasta and after the first round, my partner and I were killing the other team. Halfway through the next round, I realized I could see the other team's cards in a mirror that was behind her. I started texting my partner everything she had so he wouldn't lay it down and let her pick up the pile. It was working fairly well until he laid down a five, which I just told him not to do. I couldn't believe it. The pile was huge and there was no way we could have recovered from that. I gave him a dirty look and gestured towards my phone. He looked at his phone and looked at me like "What?" I checked my phone and I had a text from another friend.. not my partner... that said "What? Are you cheating at poker?" My bad.